I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once, or twice, I think.
Protons have mass ? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses side-saddle.
What is a 'free' gift ? Aren't all gifts free ?
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists; they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height, which varies.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not too sure.
The cost of living has not affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help 'groups' ?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings actually taste like chicken ?
Hopefully I'll figure all this out in 2011.
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