A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float.
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now The  Alphabet  A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, Perhaps car-d-iac?  D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which we'd rather not mention.  H High blood pressure--We'd rather it low; I For incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory; we forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!  P for prescriptions. We have quite a few, Just give us a pill and we'll be good as new! Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.  S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.  W for worry, NOW what's going 'round? X is for X-ray, and what might be found. Y for another year we are left here behind, Z is for zest WE still have -- in OUR minds.  We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed. | |||||
IF YOU ARE OLD, HAVE A GREAT DAY. IF NOT, YOUR TURN WILL COME! |
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